Welcome to Scandalous Soap Company. We love how dirty you are, and we know exactly what you need. You need a scandal. Something that will really shake things up. And you've come to the right place. Here you can find all the accouterments for a scandalous life. Whether you want to bathe in The Blood of My Enemies, take a bath with a Sexy Man soap, or condition your skin with Effing Patchouli body butter. We gotchu boo. 

Whether you think Love Bites, or you’re totally into this strange holiday, we’ve got you covered.